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The Smackey Story


Orville Smackey was a poor farmer in Kankakee

County Illinois. His wife Maria and their four

children - Juan, Henry, Ida and Slackey lived as

tenant farmers on the land of Cactus Rudicil.

Orville recalled the early days in his

autobiography; I ate the Cat.

"Most years we ate what we killed. raccoon,

squirrel, old horses, possum and whatever else

came to us. But every thanksgiving I would take

the family to the local butcher, and we would

get enough ground beef to last till New Years.

I became an expert at making hamburgers.

Every day between Thanksgiving and New Years

 Day our neighbors would stop by wanting a

 "SmackeyBurger." In fact, they would even pay

me fifty cents for the burger. Well, it didn't take

much smarts to figure that I could make more

money selling them Smackey Burgers than

farming for that landowner Cactus Rudicil."

In the summer of 1948, Orville set up a small

hamburger stand at the Kankakee County Fair.

The success was overwhelming and the

SmackeyBurger was awarded the Fair's Blue

Ribbon for Best Food at the Fair. The stand was

a true family business with everyone helping.

Slackey Smackey was the youngest of the

children but was the best pitchman as he lured

customers to the stand with the now famous

slogan "SmackeyBurgers, You can't beat the

meat!" It was true. SmackeyBurgers were the

best tasting hamburgers ever. Juan, Henry and

Orville made and cooked the burgers and Ida

and Maria served their customers. From the Fair

of '48 the Smackey's earned enough money to

open a small hamburger stand near the state

highway. Within five years the small stand had

grown to a full restaurant that could seat 30

customers. In another 20 years the Smackey

Burger name had grown and began to attract

the rich and famous. Presidents, movie stars

and sports hero were known to utter that

famous slogan "You can't beat the meat." Today

more SmackeyBurgers are sold than Yodeling

Pickles. If you have not tasted a SmackeyBurger

then do so today!


Hilly Summersunset

Writer for the Milwaukee Post Accent


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